Hilarious and Famous One Liners

List of best ever one liners. Some of them were said by celebrities and other can be termed as “Innovations”. So enjoy the list of Hilarious And Famous One Liners.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Intel inside……….fool is out side.

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.