Top 10 Solution for Team India so that they can win WORLD CUP!!!
3:11 AM // 0 comments // Unknown // Category: cricket //We make better films, we have better nukes and our Khans are more famous than theirs. But we still envy Pakistan for its bowlers. As India's bowling continues to look as helpless as Manmohan Singh in Parliament, we've managed to unearth a 10-point formula that might do the trick for MS Dhoni in this World Cup.
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Kachra, the untouchable and unplayable bowler in 'Lagaan' |
1) Ask the ICC permission to allow Zaheer Khan and Yuvraj Singh to bowl 25 overs every match
2) Get Suresh Raina to stand as a substitute fielder for all 50 overs. Our bowlers will fail, but we might get a couple of run-outs
3) Tell the ground officials to get the floodlights to flicker when the rival team is batting
4) Ask the local cops to distract the opposition batsmen by standing in front of the sightscreen
5) Get approval to include a bowling machine in the playing XI. We can drop the lethargic Munaf Patel. In any case, a stationary machine might field better than Munaf
6) Include one of the 3G Zoozoos in the team. After all, they are supposed to be faster, smarter and better
7) Send Piyush Chawla for a crash course under Kachra, the untouchable and unplayable leg-spinner inLagaan
8) Let Indian bowlers bowl from 11 yards (instead of 22). It will be a nice extension of the 'Change The Game' campaign
9) Introduce the 'one-bounce-one-hand' rule that we have in box cricket. But only when India is bowling!
10) Give Lalit Modi his passport back and ask him to organise an auction. We'll ask BCCI to buy Lasith Malinga, Dale Steyn and Shoaib Akhtar
Statutory warning: Employing any of these ideas may be less injurious than playing Chawla again
2) Get Suresh Raina to stand as a substitute fielder for all 50 overs. Our bowlers will fail, but we might get a couple of run-outs
3) Tell the ground officials to get the floodlights to flicker when the rival team is batting
4) Ask the local cops to distract the opposition batsmen by standing in front of the sightscreen
5) Get approval to include a bowling machine in the playing XI. We can drop the lethargic Munaf Patel. In any case, a stationary machine might field better than Munaf
6) Include one of the 3G Zoozoos in the team. After all, they are supposed to be faster, smarter and better
7) Send Piyush Chawla for a crash course under Kachra, the untouchable and unplayable leg-spinner inLagaan
8) Let Indian bowlers bowl from 11 yards (instead of 22). It will be a nice extension of the 'Change The Game' campaign
9) Introduce the 'one-bounce-one-hand' rule that we have in box cricket. But only when India is bowling!
10) Give Lalit Modi his passport back and ask him to organise an auction. We'll ask BCCI to buy Lasith Malinga, Dale Steyn and Shoaib Akhtar
Statutory warning: Employing any of these ideas may be less injurious than playing Chawla again
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